• Beware of the Sentient Chili - Chris Weber (audio)
• Bouncing Potatoes - Poul Anderson
• Canned By Argo - Major Matt Mason
• Colcannon - Seán Nolan (recording by Fiddlesticks)
• Do Virgins Taste Better - Randy Farran
• Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes (audio)
• I Am the Walrus - Michelle Dockrey
• Meat's Back on the Menu - Joe Ficklin
• Me Want Bite - Keyes (audio)
• Ode to the Twinkie - Char MacKay (audio, audio)
• Some Fool To Make The Drive - Cynthia McQuillin