Potatoes and Molasses
Words and music by The Blasting Company

C Oh, potatoes and molasses— F G If you want some, oh just ask us! F C F C They’re warm and soft like puppies and socks G Filled with cream and candy rocks! Oh potatoes and molasses— They’re so much sweeter than algebra class! If your stomach is grumblin’ and your mouth starts mumblin’, There’s only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin’! Oh potatoes and molasses— If you can’t see ’em, put on your glasses! They’re shiny and large like a fisherman’s barge! You know you’ve eaten enough when you start seeing stars! Oh potatoes and molasses— It’s the only thing left on your task list! They’re short and stout to make everyone shout G C For potatoes and molasses! G C For potatoes and molasses!