Canned By Argo
Words by Major Matt Mason
TTTO Banned From Argo by Leslie Fish


As I went down the grocer's aisles in search of stuff to eat
Like tater chips and onion dips and potted luncheon meat
I wandered past the veggie shelves; a label caught my eye
I hoisted green beans in the air and gave a joyous cry

	`Cause they were
		Canned by Argo, every one
		Canned by Argo, now I'm having some cheap fun
		I didn't buy the ShopRite out
		Just got three cans or four
		So buy some Argo beans down at that store.

I took the beans back to my place and put 'em on a plate
Two minutes thirty in the nuke and, boy, did they taste great!
I saved the label from the can to prove my tale was so
I plan to give it to Ms. Fish and lookit Leslie go!

	`Cause they're....
		Beans by Argo, every one
		Beans by Argo, now I'm having some cheap fun
		I didn't buy the ShopRite out
		Just got three cans or four
		So buy some Argo beans down at that store. 

(Popeye spinach too.)