Me Want Bite
Words and music by Keyes


These are cat tails
The brown things on these water reeds
Well they're not edible
But don't you think they oughta be?
They're just golden russet groupings
Of highly compressed seedlings
That expand rapidly on impact
So they're not that good for eating
But even so...

	Me want bite
	Me want plant corn dog delight
	Me want deep-fried
	Me think water twinkie nice

This is sea foam
Shot with high-speed photography
And it's not edible
But don't you think it oughta be?
It's just waste from sea creatures
Shot at a very high rate
It's practically just churned up fish poop
Ammonia and nitrates
But even still...

	Me want eat
	Me want tasty ocean treat
	Me want spoonful
	Me want sweet cream from the beach

This is lava
It's external molten rock, you see
And it's not edible
But don't you think it ought to be?
It's just melted liquid minerals
That our bodies can't extinguish
It can reach 12 hundred Celsius
So you really shouldn't drink it
But even then...

	Me would like to partake
	Of yon spicy smoothie lake
	Me would rather enjoy imbibing it
	'Til me fire slush thirst is slaked