Road Kill Cafe Words and music by Lynn Gold © 1991, 1992Intro: D / G / D G D G There is a place you can go D When you want to grab a bite to eat A You’ll find it on the road G D In the middle of your fav’rite street G Look for the dotted line D B7 Nearby the black-and-yellow sign G A D G D That shows a picture of this week’s specialty meat G Come on and have some dinner D At the Road Kill Cafe A Where you can munch on mice and sup on squirrel G D Or inhale a whiff of skunk souffle G You can have meat that is fresh D B7 Or have some maggot-laden flesh G Have it any way you want A D G D At the Road Kill Cafe G You can get real turtle soup D Or some muskrat broiled on mesquite A Bluejays and hummingbirds (they don’t know the words) G D Make a tasty dish of shredded tweet G Have hot dog on a bun D B7 Or catch a stray cat on the run G A D G D You’ll have a morsel that always lands on its feet G Come on and have some dinner D At the Road Kill Cafe A Where they serve real mud pie and the coffee tastes diff’rent G D ’Cause you know that it was ground today G You can have meat that is fresh D B7 Or have some maggot-laden flesh G Have it any way you want A D G D At the Road Kill Cafe Road Kill Cafe — 2 A As you stop and go have some escargot G D You can eat it at a snail’s pace A For a tasty dish, try some silverfish G D Let ’em slither down without a trace B7 If you want a treat that has no feet Em Try banana slug cream pie E For an appetizing smell, armadillo on the half-shell A (nc) Broiled with garlic butter on the side! (It’s a Texas state treat!) G You can get crushed rattlesnake D Or some venison from cross-eyed deer A Enjoy some rabbit food G D When a bunny thinks the coast is clear G No need to pass it by D B7 When dinner looks you in the eye G A D G D And if that bothers you, then hit it from the rear! G Come on and have some dinner D At the Road Kill Cafe A And have a spoon of raccoon or a smidgin of pigeon G D Or opossum in a smooth pate’ G You can have meat that is fresh D B7 Or have some maggot-laden flesh G Have it any way you want A D G D At the Road Kill Cafe G Come on and have some dinner D At the Road Kill Cafe A Where you can masticate moose and drink road apple juice G D As you’re wolfing down a wolf at bay (2x:) G Whether it’s wild or it’s tame D B7 If it’s on the highway, it’s fair game! G Have it any way you want A D G D At the Road Kill Cafe