Pirate Cowboys - Zion Valencic

Kili-ee-ay, kili-ee-oo, GD Pirate cowboys down at the rodeo CGD Now you see them, now they’re gone, GD And so is the horse that you’ve been riding on.CDG They showed up one winter, arriving by boat DCG And boy did it look queer on land all afloat DCD They took my gun and horses, my lazo, banknotes,GDCD “We’ve come to be cowboys, we’re sick of the mold.”CDCDG They bought themselves a wagon, all covered in blackDCG Hoisted inside, was a cannon to attack. DCD Instead of that old jolly rodger they tack, GDCD A skull and two pistols to that wagon’s back. CDCDG Kili-ee-ay, kili-ee-oo, GD Pirate cowboys down at the rodeo CGD Now you see them, now they’re gone, GD And so is the horse that you’ve been riding on.CDG Now their captain Mack needed a facelift, you know, DCG With a hook it’s real hard to learn to lasso. DCD So he switched for a cattle prod, a few days ago, GDCD To row through his cattle cause they all trot too slow.CDCDG His parrot with feather of multi-colored hue, DCG Did not enjoy the heat, and so away he flew, DCD But the captain didn’t panic, I swear that it’s true,GDCD Just shouldered the vulture that chewed up old Blue.CDCDG Kili-ee-ay, kili-ee-oo, GD Pirate cowboys down at the rodeo CGD Now you see them, now they’re gone, GD And so is the horse that you’ve been riding on.CDG Apaches camping near thought to give them a fright, DCG Tried to sneak upon them in the dead of the night, DCD But the cowboys who was drinkin’ brandy in the fire’s light,GDCD Invited the Apaches to a classic drinkin’ fight. CDCDG Those cowboys they plundered every oncoming train, DCG The sheriff’s tried to catch ‘em but their efforts were in vain.DCD For when the rowdy bunch they did finally detain, GDCD The treasure was all buried on the wide open plain! CDCDG Kili-ee-ay, kili-ee-oo, GD Pirate cowboys down at the rodeo CGD Now you see them, now they’re gone, GD And so is the horse that you’ve been riding on.CDG Then one day we woke up, those pirate guys had fled DCG They went far up north, just to plunder folks by sled.DCD Another month passed by, my wife and I were wed, GDCD When something came to Raton to bother us instead. CDCDG Kili-ee-ay, kili-ee-oo, GD Alien cowboys down at the rodeo CGD Now you see them, now YOU’RE gone, GD And so is the horse that you’ve been riding on.CDG (Hey wait a minute, I’m too young to be abducted!)