Way, way back in the year twenty-ten,
From the rife rolling rills of green agriland,
They make Republicans squeal and clutch their men,
Gay frogs on the loose.
They’ve multiplied since, every June,
Singing sad ukelele tunes,
Not a single froggie is immune
Gay frogs on the loose
Hippity hoppity here they come
Homosexual lookin' for fun
If you kiss ’em you’ll sadden your mum
Gay frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - ahh!
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - ahh!
Gay frogs on the loose
They’ve got funky little shrooms and rainbow hats,
Fraternizing with the cats,
They like you like they like gnats,
Gay frogs on the loose.
They’ve got 2S, L, G, B, T, and Q,
I, A, P, and their sleeping with you
They’ll make your bishop scream taboo,
Gay frogs on the loose
Hippity hoppity here they come
Homosexual lookin' for fun
If you kiss ’em you’ll sadden your mum
Gay frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Gay frogs on the loose
[Bridge]
You can ban queer books until the library’s sealed,
Pass cruel laws that will be repealed
Now you know how it feels to be a
Gay frog on the loose
Please do not give them more pets,
They’ve got flags colored as sunsets,
They don’t respond to straight man’s threats, they’re
Gay frogs on the loose
Frogs for laughs, and frogs for love
To spite priests they’ll go above,
If you’re hateful you will get a shove
Because the gay frogs are fin’lly loose
Hippity hoppity here they come
Homosexual lookin' for fun
If you kiss ’em you’ll sadden your mum
Gay frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - ahh!
Gay frogs on the loose
[Outro]
Gay frogs on the loose
Gay frogs on the loose
Gay frogs on the loose
Gay frogs on the loose