Hot Frogs on the Loose
Words and music by Fred Small © 1993

By the light of the Tennessee moon From the bilious bubbles of a black lagoon They make a hound dog howl, a SWAT team swoon Hot frogs on the loose. They've multiplied since '53 Slurping nuclear debris Amphibious, fabulous, fancy free Hot frogs on the loose. CHORUS: Hippity hoppity here they come Radioactive, lookin' for fun If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue. Hot frogs on the loose. <scream/frogs> They got little skinny legs and big bug eyes Fraternizing's not advised They like you like they like flies Hot frogs on the loose. They got a chicken nugget body and a whopper leap In your bedroom while you sleep They'll make your Geiger counter beep Hot frogs on the loose. CHORUS: Hippity hoppity here they come Radioactive, lookin' for fun If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue. Hot frogs on the loose. <scream/frogs> You can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals Squish 'em with your tires--you got hot wheels Now you know how it feels to be a Hot frog on the loose. Please do not keep them as pets Sauteing them may bring regrets Make a citizen's arrest of a Hot frog on the loose. Frogs for peace, frogs for defense Don't be nervous, don't be tense We've got a sure-fire three-foot fence To keep the hot frogs from gettin' loose. CHORUS