Drink V-308! Words by Joel Polowin © 1994 TTTO 307 Ale by Tom SmithThere's many healthful drinks you'll drink from ev'ry health food place There's alfalfa cocktail, cran-carrot fizz, and a good old spinach-prune shake There's lime-and-lentil, leek-and-lima swirl — but no mistake The most nutritious drink you'll ever drink's V-308, me boys Drink V-308! [Chorus:] Drink V-308, me boys, drink V-308 The most nutritious, healthful drink there's ever been to date It'll fill you full of energy, it'll make your muscles great There's nothing that you'll ever swallow like V-308, me boys Drink V-308! It started down at Berkeley, the Wellness place renowned When a couple of the biochemists felt a bit run-down They wanted a quick pick-me-up, they ran a bit amuck So they re-wired a cyclotron, a juicer to construct They threw in fruits and veggies, wheat germ, and some other things They neglected the magnetic collimation of the ring They'd thrown sufficient iron in to bugger up the field The next they knew, the product goo had flowed and then congealed The product was fluorescent and it seemed to pulse and churn The biochemists looked at it and felt a bit concerned They started to assay it and it read right off the scale The vitamins and minerals enough to choke a whale [Music changes to "Lily the Pink" / "Lydia Pinkham":] There are many Healthful drinks you'll drink This blows them All away-hay-hay [Back to "307 Ale":] One hundred fifty four percent of U.S. R.D.A... No matter what your problem is, no matter what you've got From broken heart to broken leg, it cures you like a shot! Drink V-308, me boys, drink V-308 The most nutritious, healthful drink there's ever been to date It'll fill you full of energy, it'll make your muscles great It'll make you grow up straight and tall Your mother won't complain at all There's nothing that you'll ever swallow like V-308!