Zork
Words by Steven Fox
TTTO Our House by Madness

Someone raked up all the leaves Birds singing beneath the eaves Check the mail out, head inside Someone left a bag of food Grab it and the lantern, dude No place to go but down White house, that is where it all began White house, try to leave it if you This home isn't what it seems They replaced the standard cellar for A dungeon with ten wings It's not vacant as I deemed; I've met part of the other team They want to make me scream White house, in here you could strike it rich White house, that thief can be such a White house, thirteen treasure to explore White house, need to open the locked (Something tells you that you've got to get away from here) Visit hades while you're there Torch reacts to smelly air Use the lantern to ward grues Diamond needs you the most thin Egg's holding a treat within Leave it for the Thief to open White house, not the one out in DC White house, want some friendly compan- I remember way back then when RPG's were text-based and All arcades made were just a bit, only eight bits Played 'em for two bits And I remember how we'd pour hours in Castle Adventure Now they sure look like clunky forefathers to the Wii wanders. I still play it now and then Just tried last week once again Those last two are the worst, my friend Don't think that my judgement's poor Just want to open that last door And say Hi sailor right White house, two more games yet to explore White house, if I open that damn door White house, how'd I get here anyway? White house, and why can't I walk away White house, last site of the GUE White house, doesn't look like much to White house, is this food still safe to eat? White house, and who left out the bagged treat? White house, It's the middle of nowhere.