Yoda Words by Weird Al Yankovic TTTO Lola by The KinksC I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah F Bb C Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda— F Bb S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda” — Y O D A, Yoda. Ab Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green, oh my Yoda— Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda. Well I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand, oh my Yoda— Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Melody 2: G7 Well I left home just a week before Bb7 And I’ve never ever seen a Jedi before, F But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said, “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the force.” Well I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben, So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again with my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda F C G So I used the force: F C G I picked up a box, F C G I lifted some rocks, C E7 Am While I stood on my head. G G6 Well I won’t forget what Yoda said. C He said, “Luke stay away from the darker side, F G C And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide,” oh my Yoda— F Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda. “I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed, But remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed,” Oh my Yoda— Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Melody 2: Well I heard my friends really got in a mess, So I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess, But I know I’ll be coming back someday. I’ll be playing this part ’til I’m old and gray The long-term contract I had signed Says I’ll be making these movies ’til the end of time with my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda (repeat ad nauseam) Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda