Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald (XKCD)
Words by Randall Munroe © 22 March 2024
TTTO Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot

The ship was the pride of the American side It was due to set sail for Cleveland As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most With a crew and good captain well seasoned But taking a walk on the shore by the dock Was a songwriter named Gordon Lightfoot He was humming a tune but it didn't have words For it's challenging trying to write good Poor Gordon sought glory but needed a story His career in folk music imperiled He mulled over this as he watched them do work On the hull of the Edmund Fitzgerald Perhaps it was wrong, what he did for a song He should never have bribed that mechanic But his maritime crimes are no worse than the time Young James Cameron sank the Titanic