C F C
When I was a boy our Nintendo
F C
Was carved from an old Apple tree
F C
And we used garden hose to connect it
D G
To our steam-powered color TV
C F C
But it still beat that ancient Atari
F C
'Cuz I almost went blind, don'tcha know
F C Am
Playing Breakout and Pong on a video game
D G
Hooked up to the radio.
F C
And we walked twenty miles to the schoolhouse
F C
Barefoot, uphill both ways
F C
Through blizzards in summer and winter
D G
Back in the good old days.
F C
Back when Fortran was not even Three-tran
F C
And the PC was only a toy
F C Am
And we did our computing by gaslight
D G C
When I was a boy.
C F C
When I was a boy all our networks
F C
Were for hauling in fish from the sea--
F C
Our bawd rate was eight bits an hour (and she was worth it!)
D G
And our IP address was just 3.
C F C
And you kids who complain that the World Wide Web
F C
Is too slow oughtta cut out your bitchin'
F C Am
'Cuz when I was a boy every packet
D G
Was delivered by
carrier pigeon.
F C
And we walked twenty miles to the schoolhouse
F C
Barefoot, uphill both ways
F C
Through blizzards in summer and winter
D G
Back in the good old days.
F C
Back when Fortran was not even Two-tran
F C
And the mainframe was only a toy
F C Am
And we did our computing by torchlight
D G C
When I was a boy.
C F C
When I was a boy our IS shop
F C
Built relational tables from wood
F C
And we wrappered our data in oilcloth
D G
To preserve it the best that we could
C F C
And we carried our bits in a bucket
F C
And our mainframe weighed 900 tons
F C Am
And we programmed in ones and in zeros
D G
And sometimes we ran out of ones.
F C
And we walked twenty miles to the schoolhouse
F C
Barefoot, uphill both ways
F C
Through blizzards in summer and winter
D G
Back in the good old days.
F C
Back when Fortran was not even One-tran
F C
And the abacus? Only a toy!
F C Am
And we did our computing in primordial darkness
D G C
When I was a boy.