Tribbles
Words by Stephanie Osborn and Hunter Cressall
TTTO The Farmer in the Dell

K-7 has the grain, K-7 has the grain, The colonists will plant the grain, K-7 has the grain! The Klingons showed up there, The Klingons showed up there, They had a way to thwart the plan, The Klingons showed up there! They sent a distress call, They sent a distress call, The Enterprise came rushing there, They sent a distress call! The trader brought the tribbles, The trader brought the tribbles, They’re pregnant when they’re born, but still The trader brought the tribbles! The tribbles ate the grain, The tribbles ate the grain, The colonists are going to starve, The tribbles ate the grain! The Klingons hate the tribbles, The Klingons hate the tribbles, The tribbles hate the Klingons too, The Klingons hate the tribbles! The tribbles saved the day, The tribbles saved the day, The tribbles foiled the Klingons’ plan, The tribbles saved the day! The Klingons ran away, The Klingons ran away, The tribbles ran the Klingons off, The Klingons ran away! The tribbles ate the grain, The tribbles ate the grain, The colonists are going to starve, The tribbles ate the grain! EAT THE TRIBBLES!