Torture my Blorbo - Ursa Vorpalis

Once a fanfic writer posted on the internet, Properly tagged in the A-O-Three. And they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters, "Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?" Torture my blorbo, Torture my blorbo, Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me? And they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters, Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me? Down came a reader to like what was posted there, Up jumped the writer and grabbed with glee. And they sang as they preened and posted chapter eighty-four, "You'll come a-torture my blorbo with me!" Torture my blorbo… Up rode another to write a coffee shop AU, Still with that blorbo who could not flee "Where comes that blorbo, I hadn't read the origin?" "Still, come a-torture my blorbo with me!" Torture my blorbo… Then a discord server popped up a community, Filled up with fangirls all going squee! And they sang as they sat and chattered on the internet, All come a-torture the blorbo with me! Torture my blorbo…