Tiny Kraken Words and music by Alyssa YeagerTiny Kraken, you are so adorable makes me want to sigh and coo. Baby Kraken, safe under the water how could anyone fear you? Little Kraken, exploring your tide pool your first teeth have just come in. Toddler Kraken, wondering how the world works you're just learning how to swim. Oh, but the world makes assumptions When you've got a big head and tentacles If you're not the hero then you must be the villain And you're just not quite hero stuff. Gangly Kraken, awkward with the other fish fitting in is hard to do. Adolescent Kraken, dragging quite a stench around everyone makes fun of you. Oh, but the world makes assumptions When you've got a big head and tentacles If you're not the hero then you must be the villain And you're just not quite hero stuff. Full grown Kraken, now it's time to prove yourself you know what they all expect. Adult Kraken, chaos follows in your wake men and ships alike all wrecked... Oh, when the world makes assumptions you know they deserve what they get You can't be the hero so you will be the villain You'll be the greatest villain yet. Decades of despair all across the seas 20,000 leagues or the Lord of the Rings Stout men's hearts will slacken when they hear Release the Kraken! You'll be the greatest villain yet. Overweight Kraken, lounging in the watery depths reflecting on your reign of terror. Geriatric Kraken, ready for your quiet years put to rest the world's great error. Oh, when the world makes assumptions you know they deserve what they get You couldn't be the hero and so you were the villain You were the greatest villain yet.