CFCG
Come along Harry and Mary and Fred
CAmFG
Let's find some excitement, man, this joint is dead.
CAmFG
Pack up the crap game, drive down to White Sands,
FCGC
And we'll make bets on whether the Space Shuttle lands.
CGAmG
Sadists and perverts and thrill-seekers we,
CAmFG
Loitering out on the shore of the sea.
CFCF
No one admits that we're having a bash
CGC
As we watch all the spaceships that blow up and crash.
The most violent show on this Earth that you'll see,
All the more 'cause it's real, not just faked on TV.
Drive down to Canaveral and guzzle lite beer
When the shuttle blows up we'll all secretly cheer.
Politicians adore us, the media too,
Getting rich on disaster as they always do,
And perverts who lust for explosions and gore
Haven't been so turned on since the Persian Gulf War