The Perils of "Lord of the Dance"
Words by Bob Kanefsky © 1986-10-01
TTTO Lord of the Dance

   Am                          G
We danced on the tables and we danced on the chairs.
   Am                           G            E7
We danced on the instruments, ignoring angry glares.
   Am                               Dm
We danced near some filkers, and we danced on their feet,
       Am                  G
And we danced as we beat a fast retreat.

	Chorus:
	 Am                G            Am
	"Dance, dance, wherever you may be.
	                    D           E
	Even if there isn't room," said she.
	          Am       G          Dm       E
	"But I'll dance on you if you dance on me!
	         Am                     G            Am
	Still, I think you all ought to dance," said she.



From Songworm 1 songbook
From This parody was sung by Leslie Fish on Tapeworm 3
From Bob Kanefsky, Kanef@songworm.com, www.songworm.com
From http://songworm.com/lyrics/songworm-parody/PerilsofLordoftheDance.html
Tagged: filking

This is what happens when Cathy Cook MacDonald leads
"Lord of the Dance" in a crowded filk room.

Parody lyrics copyright 8 10/86 by Bob Kanefsky
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