Chorus:
Gold, blood and booty
For the Dread Pirate Monty
His mission may be daunting
And his crew is not the best
Here come the ninja robots
Rising from the Earth's Core
The battle won't be gory
But both sides will be well dressed.
GOLD
Immortal pirates from beyond have come a-ravaging
How can proper vampirates be seen without their bling?
The robot ninja's circuitry is getting worn and old
They'll have to fight those pirates for the gold
Gold, blood and booty
For the Dread Pirate Monty
His mission may be daunting
And his crew is not the best
Here come the ninja robots
Rising from the Earth's Core
The battle won't be gory
But both sides will be well dressed.
BLOOD
This undead crew in search of food find blood so relishing
Humankind are fragile sorts, and therein lies the sting
The robot ninjas only have to kill off humankind
The vamps will leave if there's no blood to find
Gold, blood and booty
For the Dread Pirate Monty
His mission may be daunting
And his crew is not the best
Here come the ninja robots
Rising from the Earth's Core
The battle won't be gory
But both sides will be well dressed.
BOOTY
After hours when the crew is gone in search of ravishing
Soldiers meet with sailors and it's time to do their thing
The robot ninja's golden booty's too good to ignore
Techno-necrophilia forevermore.
Gold, blood and booty
For the Dread Pirate Monty
His mission may be daunting
And his crew is not the best
Here come the ninja robots
Rising from the Earth's Core
The battle won't be gory
But both sides will be well dressed.
Gold, blood and booty
For the Dread Pirate Monty
His mission may be daunting
And his crew is not the best
Here come the ninja robots
Rising from the Earth's Core
The battle won't be gory
But both sides will be well dressed.