The Tapioca Song Words and music by Allegra Sloman © 2005C F C If comfort food is what you crave G Mmm, tapioca C F C Please don't cook it in the microwave G Mmm, tapioca C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G No tapioca in the microwave C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G C No tapioca in the microwave C F C My husband said I'm not eating that G No, tapioca C F C That could not be eaten by a starving rat G No, tapioca C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G No tapioca in the microwave C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G C No tapioca in the microwave C F C I pulled it from the pot it made a scary sound G Sluuuurp, tapioca C F C Bounced twice when I dropped it on the ground G Boing! Boing! [or] Whoa!, tapioca C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G No tapioca in the microwave C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G C No tapioca in the microwave C F C I know double boilers are a grandma thing G Mmm, tapioca C F C Harder than waiting for the bell to ring G Mmm, tapioca C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G No tapioca in the microwave C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G C No tapioca in the microwave C F C I'll call NASA with a great big smile G Yes! tapioca C F C I know what to do about the thermal tiles G Yes! tapioca C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G No tapioca in the microwave C F C Tapioca, tapi-o-ca C G C No tapioca in the microwave (Last chorus, hold the last two notes good and long.)