/dance (Slash Dance)
Words by Danica West, end parts by Steven Fox
TTTO Just Dance by Lady Gaga

(Intro: Yeah, I'm sick of, World of Warcraft, oh, yeah) Guess we've been playin' far too long, long How else could all this go so wrong, gone so wrong now Where'd that priest learn to heal? I'm glad this isn't real. Where is my corpse, I lost my buffs, buffs What's go--in' on in this raid? I hate this party, but I gotta get this weekly today. What a noob, what's the deal with this tank? Wish I could drop out, but it's alright, alright Chorus: /dance, gonna be okay, got my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance, dance, dance, slash, slash slash slash dance Wish I could shut that DK's mouth, oh oh oh-oh He's undergeared, it's goin' south, goin' south now Dispel my poisons, priest, or cure disease at least Or we're all gonna wipe again, oh oh oh-oh How many times can we do it wrong? We get the pat down but the final boss is just way too strong. One more failure is all I can take; Wish I had dropped out, but it's alright, alright /dance, gonna be okay, got my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance, dance, dance, slash, slash slash slash Bridge: When I join up with a raid group I'm expecting strategy Can't believe my eyes, each one of these noobs is rollin' "need" But I ain't gonna give it up, still trying for that epic gear Ima hit it, Ima git it, or wipe and do this 'til t'morrow, yeah Well, rogue, I can see that you've got your max energy Must be a "fan of knives", those blades fly all around But now there's no reason at all why all these mobs are on me, 'Til the tank sees, keep your DPS high, break 'em down /dance, gonna be okay, got my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance, dance, dance, slash, slash slash slash dance Ready? Let's go! Gone psychotic, death is chronic Blueprints call for essence cosmic It's symphonic, idiotic Dropping out like their narcotic Plan's quixotic, group's necrotic The boss fights are so chaotic Tank's despotic, heals are comic All this cryin's givin' colic Go! Use your muscle, DPS work it, hustle (I got it) Just stay close enough to get it (Don't slow!) DoT it, heal it, HoT it, feel it Pop the CD! (I got it!) Thank you Shammy (WE GOT IT!!!) /dance, gonna be okay, got my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance through my corpse run, babe, got my emotes /dance, make it through this raid with my emotes /dance, dance, dance, slash, slash slash slash dance