Set the Lich on Fire
Words by Edric McKinney © 17 Feb 2024
TTTO Never Set the Cat on Fire by Frank Hayes


      C
Don't wander through a lich's lair
  F        G   C
Reject the invitation
  C
Although the views are very nice
   F            G
It won't be a vacation
    F             C
And if she offers you a tour
      F               G
Don't peek inside the closet door
      C                G      C
Don't wander through a lich's lair

	    F    G    C          F             G
	And mind your manners, unless a battle should transpire
         C             G       C
	Then maybe set the lich on fire

      C
Don't offer her a business deal
  F           G           C
Unless you're sure you'll keep it
  C
A lich is very clever and
    F            G
You never will deceive it
    F              C
And if she catches you in lies
      F                 G
Don't threaten her with quick demise
      C           G        C
Don't offer her a business deal

	    F    G    C          F             G
	And mind your manners, unless a battle should transpire
         C             G       C
	Then maybe set the lich on fire

      C
Don't shoot her with your poison arrows
F           G         C
There's not much they can do
    C
You know that she's already dead
    F             G
And she will only tease you
     F               C
Keep out of friendly crossfire or
       F             G
You'll perish on the cavern floor
      C                   G      C
Don't shoot her with your poison arrows

	    F    G    C          F             G
	And mind your manners, unless a battle should transpire
         C             G       C
	Then maybe set the lich on fire

      C
Don't hesitate to get revenge
    F        G       C
For comrades dead or dying
    C
The situation's urgent and
     F              G
Will worsen without trying
      F                 C
Don't fret about what's wrong or right
     F                G
Just lay her low with holy smite
      C           G     C
Don't hesitate to get revenge

	    F    G    C          F             G
	And mind your manners, unless a battle should transpire
         C             G       C
	Then maybe set the lich on fire

	    F    G    C          F             G
	And mind your manners, unless a battle should transpire
         C             G       C
	Then maybe set the lich on fire