Gofer, gofer, gofer 'til the con is over--
Slaving for the fans of SciFi.
Nothing could be greater! Doin' manual labor,
Giving it my all for SciFi.
Chorus (after every verse):
Set it up, take it down,
Take it down, set it up,
Set it up, take it down, SciFi.
Move 'em in, get em' out,
Get 'em out, move 'em in,
Move 'em in, get 'em out, SciFi.
The filkers want some water and someone lost their daughter
I feel like cannon fodder, SciFi.
Things are getting squirrely, the leadership must surely
Be Larry, Moe and Curly, SciFi.
It's volunteer submission so there's no use bitchin'
Just go fulfil your mission, SciFi.
Grab and fetch and carry, answer any query,
Don't eat, drink and be merry, SciFi.
We're the unsung heroes; total glory zeroes.
Get the guest his cheer'ios, SciFi.
Three days straight in high gear; no way I'm coming back here,
Except for maybe next year! SciFi.