(spoken: Ready? Ready! One, two, three, go!)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
When you need a way to choose (do do)
Some will win and some will lose (do do)
You can see their look of shock (do do)
Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do)
Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock.
Rock beats scissors (do do) beats paper beats rock (do do)
It usually works when you only have two
With three or more there's something new to do. . . .
What's better than scissors, (do do) paper and rock? (do do)
Why paper . . . and rock . . . scissors, lizard, Spock.
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
When you need a way to choose (do do)
Some will win and some will lose (do do)
You can see their look of shock (do do)
Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do)
Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock.
Scissors cut paper, (do do) quick as one-two-three (do do)
Rock crushes the lizard, and it poisons Spock
But before he goes, Spock vaporizes the rock
You may not know it (do do) when at first you see (do do)
Oh lizard . . . eats paper . . . and now gets away free.
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
When you need a way to choose (do do)
Some will win and some will lose (do do)
You can see their look of shock (do do)
Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do)
Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock.
Scissors beat lizard (do do) the victor now appears (do do)
But little scissors gets crushed by the rock
And little scissors also get smashed by Spock
Paper covers rock now, (do do) everybody cheers (do do)
The paper . . . disproves . . . Spock, he disappears.
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
When you need a way to choose (do do)
Some will win and some will lose (do do)
You can see their look of shock (do do)
Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do)
Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock.
See the workings, (do do) and how each one fits in (do do)
Paper, scissors, rock alone can't compete
With Spock and lizard, now the team is complete.
Knowing the logic, (do do) you should always win (do do)
And now . . . let . . . the throwing game begin.
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock)
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. . . . Khan!