Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
Words by Joe Ficklin, music by Dawnya Thill

(spoken: Ready? Ready! One, two, three, go!) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. When you need a way to choose (do do) Some will win and some will lose (do do) You can see their look of shock (do do) Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do) Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock. Rock beats scissors (do do) beats paper beats rock (do do) It usually works when you only have two With three or more there's something new to do. . . . What's better than scissors, (do do) paper and rock? (do do) Why paper . . . and rock . . . scissors, lizard, Spock. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock When you need a way to choose (do do) Some will win and some will lose (do do) You can see their look of shock (do do) Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do) Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock. Scissors cut paper, (do do) quick as one-two-three (do do) Rock crushes the lizard, and it poisons Spock But before he goes, Spock vaporizes the rock You may not know it (do do) when at first you see (do do) Oh lizard . . . eats paper . . . and now gets away free. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock When you need a way to choose (do do) Some will win and some will lose (do do) You can see their look of shock (do do) Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do) Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock. Scissors beat lizard (do do) the victor now appears (do do) But little scissors gets crushed by the rock And little scissors also get smashed by Spock Paper covers rock now, (do do) everybody cheers (do do) The paper . . . disproves . . . Spock, he disappears. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock When you need a way to choose (do do) Some will win and some will lose (do do) You can see their look of shock (do do) Throwing paper, scissors, rock (do do) Play the lizard . . . Bring the Spock. See the workings, (do do) and how each one fits in (do do) Paper, scissors, rock alone can't compete With Spock and lizard, now the team is complete. Knowing the logic, (do do) you should always win (do do) And now . . . let . . . the throwing game begin. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock (Spock) Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. . . . Khan!