Political Science 101: How Bills Get Passed
Words by Dave Weingart © 1994
TTTO The Green Grass Grows All Around


There was a dome
A pretty little dome
The prettiest dome that you ever did see
And the dome was on the Hill and the Hill was on the ground

	And the pork gets spread all around, all around
	And the pork gets spread all around

And in this dome
There was a House
The prettiest House that you ever did see
And the House was in the dome
And the dome was on the Hill and the Hill was on the ground

	And the pork gets spread all around, all around
	And the pork gets spread all around

And in this House
There was a floor
The prettiest floor that you ever did see
And the floor was in the House
And the House was in the dome
And the dome was on the Hill and the Hill was on the ground

	And the pork gets spread all around, all around
	And the pork gets spread all around

And on this floor
There was a bill
The prettiest bill that you ever did see
And the bill was on the floor
And the floor was in the House
And the House was in the dome
And the dome was on the Hill and the Hill was on the ground

	And the pork gets spread all around, all around
	And the pork gets spread all around

And on this bill
There was some pork
The prettiest pork that you ever did see
And the road was on the bill
And the contract was on the bill
And the park was on the bill
And the bridge was on the bill
And the airport was on the bill
And the base was on the bill
(add your own local pork-barrel projects as desired)
And the bill was on the floor
And the floor was in the House
And the House was in the dome
And the dome was on the Hill and the Hill was on the ground

	And the pork gets spread all around, all around
	And the pork gets spread all around