Please Mr. Columbus (Turn the Ship Around)
Words by Ray Allen, Wandra Merrell, and Sam Saltzberg © 1964

In fourteen hundred ninety-two three ships sailed out to sea The Nina and the Pinta and the Santa Marie And as they sailed the stormy sea on that historic day From way up in the crows nest you could hear Luigi say Please-a Mr. Columbus turn-a the ship around Take me back I want to feel my two feet on the ground Why you tell-a Isabella that the world is round? Please-a Mr. Columbus turn-a the ship around But Chris took out his mandolin and he began to play They sang and danced a tarantella until the break of day They ate up all the provolone and drank up all the wine But still up in the crows nest you could hear Luigi cryin' Please-a Mr. Columbus turn-a the ship around Take me back I want to feel my two feet on the ground Why you tell-a Isabella that the world is round? Please-a Mr. Columbus turn-a the ship around And then one day they sighted land just off the starboard bow Columbus said "I told you so, the journey's over now" An Indian shouted from the shore, "purtat' nu piezz 'e pane!!!" Luigi turned around and said, "hey, tu si pure Italiano!!!" Please-a Mr. Columbus don't take me back no more I'm gonna stay right here and make the chief my father-in-law I'm glad you tell-a Isabella that the world is round I don't know where we are but there's paisanos all around