Pink Poly Club - Michael McAfee

Demons are something I destroy So why do fans keep shipping me with those two Saja Boys I’m smiling, but I’d rather pick a fight They’re calling us “Miromabby”; did I pronounce that right? We were just meeting fans, but then they crashed the scene So Rumi sat them down, and I was stuck between With Abby on my left, and Romance on my right They’re putting on an act (so hot! – I mean, polite!) [chorus] No, what have they done? So we all have pink hair Doesn’t mean we’re in love Oh Bobby, please make them understand There’s no throuple here There’s no way I can be in the Pink Poly Club, please don’t try to put me in the Pink Poly Club, being part of Huntr/x is Exhausting enough, why you got to put me in the Pink Poly Club, Pink Poly Club Zoey is drooling on the floor She’s got it bad for Mystery (though I can’t see what for) And Rumi, I don’t know what’s her deal She’s acting like they’re people, not like demons who can’t feel I think about Celine, the things that she might say Our weaknesses and fears, just hide them all away I hate the Saja Boys, they’re easy to despise But when I see them there, I get these popcorn eyes [chorus] Thigh-highs, and a midriff-baring shirt If demons try to eat our fans, I’ll have to make it hurt The honmoon is the duty that I serve And Huntr/x is my family (the one I don’t deserve) [chorus] This is what it sounds like This is what it sounds like This is what it sounds like This is what it sounds like