Pet Battles - Iiridayn

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G This old wizard lord, (lord, lord) G wants me in his hoard. (his hoard, his hoard) G D So I made a bet, G A battle of pets. His pets against mine, ('ginst mine, 'ginst mine) To show him his crime. (his crime, his crime) This I won't regret, I won't be his pet. This battle I'll win, (I'll win, I'll win) 'Cause I'll use his kin. (his kin, his kin) My pets are mankind, Of_their skill he is blind His team is all pets, (all pets, all pets) The strongest of sets, (of sets, of sets) With_the greatest of skills, And_the strongest of wills. Humanity's strong, (is strong, is strong) His pets won't last long, (last long, last long) I've told him the truth, And now give him proof. This battle will end, (will end, will end) That pet battle trend. (the trend, the trend) Hum'n battles will be, B'tween humanity. Oh that world I don't like, (don't like, don't like) I broke out of spite, (of spite, of spite) And that wizard lord, Is part of my hoard.

Tagged: 5-5-5-5, fantasy, Pokemon, dragon, tv show, anime License: Author provided Mostly written and draft recorded 2022-11-21, entered and refined 2026-10-03. Question was - were I (one of my alts) treated as an intelligent Pokemon, how would I spite a world for desiring to imprison me and use me for battle? The answer - train human pets to win pet battles! As victory goes to the strongest, the expected outcome would be that successful victors would prefer human pets, gradually changing the culture away from pet battles towards combat slavery, thereby demonstrating the crime of enslavement of intelligent beings. The resultant world state is labeled "broken", compared to the preferences of contemporaneous humans.