One Final Pic
Words by Zion Valencic © Feb 2026, music by Barenaked Ladies
TTTO One Little Slip


G C G C

          G              Am7
It was a plot put on by Nazi’s
  C                D
A chain of doctors wound up dead
      G              Am7
Bots attacked the 1930’s
    C                    D
But Sky Captain, he saved my head.
         Em         Am7
It was a couple secret vials,
  C              D
A hidden signal from Tibet,
Em                     Am7
Then there's no film for miles
    C                D
But I’ve got a story for Gazette.

	G         C     Em         A
	Two final pics, two final pics.
            Em            Bm
	It is a story full of glory
          C      D           G         C G C
	But I gotta get some evidence.

Saved by irradiated monks’ affection,      [G Am7]
With the royal Navy we find the Isle         [C D]
There dinos gave me shots of perfection    [G Am7]
But there’s only two spots left in my file.  [C D]
We ran quick to a giant rocket,              [Em Am7]
Found robots and more of those vials         [C D]
Then elephants that fit in my pocket,        [Em Am7]
But I tripped, you know I shot the aisle.    [C D]

	One final pic, one final pic!         [G C Em A]
	It is a story full of glory           [Em Bm]
	But I gotta get some evidence.        [C D G C]

		             C
		We find the doctor in his ship
                  G
		Says “Forgive me of this slip”
				  Em                                  D
		He’s long dead but bots were working his W.I.P.
                   A
		Then we’re sent up on a trip
					Em
		When we all realize this ship’s
				 C                           D
		about to try to burn the earth as it dips.

	G C G D
	G Am7 C D

We saved the world, blew up the space bus [Em Am7]
It was time to use my final snap          [C D]
As animals fell around us,                [Em Am7]
He said, “Polly, you forgot the cap”      [C D]

	I got no pics! I got no pics!         [G C Em A]
	I fell in love again with stupid men  [Em Bm]
	But I forgot my lens.                 [C D]

	I got no pics! I got no pics!         [G C Em A]
	It was a story full of glory          [Em Bm]
	But I got no evidence.                [C D]