CHORUS (after every verse):
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Give me that real old time religion,
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Give me that real old time religion
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Give mo that real old time religion,
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It's good enough for me.
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We wlll have a mighty orgy
In the honor of Astarte
It will be one helluva party
And it's good enough for me.
We will sacrifice to Yuqqoth
We will sacrifice to Yuqqoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Sothoth
And the Goat with a thousand young.
We will all be saved by Mithras
We will all be saved by Mithras
Slay the bull and play the zithras
on that resurrection day.
We will all bov down to Enlil
We will all bow down to Enl1l
Pass your cup and qet a refill
With bold Gilgamesh the brave.
Ve will all see Aphrodite
Though she's pretty wild and flighty
She will meet us in her nighty
And she's good enough for me.
It was good enough for Loki
It was good enough for Loki
He thinks Thor's a little hokey
And he's good enough for me.
We will all go to Nirvana
We will all go to Nirvana
Make a left turn at Savannah
And we'll see the Promised land.
It was good for old Jehova
He had a son who was a nova
Hey there, Mithras move on ova'
A new resurrection day.
Where's the gong gang? I can't find it.
I think Northwoods is behind it.
For they've always been cymbal minded
Yet they're good enough for me.
I hear Valkyries a-coming
In the air their song is coming
They forgot the words they're humming
Yet they're good enough for me.
There are people into voodoo
There are people into voodoo
I know I do; I hope you do
And it's good enough for me.
It was good for Thor and Odin
It was good for Thor and Odin
Grab an axe and get your woad on
And it's good enough for me.
If your rising sign is Aries,
You'll be taken by the fairies,
Meet the Buddha in Benares
Where he'11 hit you with a pie.
There will be a lot of lovin'
When we're gathered in our coven.
Quit your pushin' and your shovin'
So there'll be room enough for me.
There are followers of Conan.
There are followers of Conan.
They're all followers of Onan
Yet they're good enough for me.
It could be that you're a Parsi.
It could be that you're a Parsi.
Walk on by her; you'll get in free
And you're good enough for me.
Azathoth is in his Chaos.
Azathoth is in his Chaos.
Now if only he don't sway us,
Then that's good enough for me.
Just like Carlos Casteneda,
Just like Carlos Casteneda,
It'' get you sooner or later
And it's good enough for me.
There are some who practice Shinto.
There are some who practice Shinto.
There's no telling what we're into
But that's good enough for me.
We will venerate Bubastes.
We will venerate Bubastes.
If you like us then just ask us,
And that's good enough for me.
We will all sing Hari Krishna.
We will all sing Hari Krishna.
It's not mentioned in the mishna
But that's good enough for me.
We will read from the Cabala.
We will read from the Cabala.
It won't get you in Valhalla,
Yet it's good enough for me.
If you think that you'll be savéd,
If you think that you'll be savéd,
If you follow Mogan David,
You're not good enough for me.
It's the opera written for us.
We will all join in the chorus.
It's the opera about Boris,
Which is Godunov for me.
I was singing "Hari Rama"
With my friend the Dalai Lama
'Til they dumped us in the slamma
But that's good enough for me.
Of Great Murphy much is spoken
But his Law shall not be broken
It's not pretty when he's woken
Things go wrong for you and me.
One-eyed Odin we will follow
And in fighting we will wallow
'til we wind up in Valhollow
Which is good enough for me.
We will pray with those Egyptians
Build pyramids to put your crypts in
Cover subways with inscriptions
Which is good enough for me.
We will pray to Zarathustra
And we'll pray just like we useta
I'm a Zarathustra boosta
And that's good enough for me.
Hare Krishna gets a laugh on
When he sees me dressed in saffron
With my hair that's only half-in
But that's good enough for me.
It's the opera written for us
We will all join in the chorus
It's the opera about Boris
Which is Gudonov for me.
I'll arise at early mornin'
When the Sun gives me the warnin'
That the Solar Age is dawnin'
And that's good enough for me.
We will sing a verse for Eris
(Golden apples for the fairest!)
Though she sometimes likes to scare us
But she's good enough for me.
We will sing for great Diana
Who will teach of love and honor
But you really gotta wanna
'Cause she's tough enough for me.
If your god of choice is Squat
Well then trendy, man, you're not,
But you'll get a parking spot!
And that's good enough for me.
We will venerate Bubastis
'Cause my cat walked up and ast us
(Now the cat box is DISASTROUS!)
But it's good enough for me.
Call Him God or call him Allah
The priest will take your dollah
Easy living from YOUR folloh-
wers, but sorry, NOT from me.
I'll sing some songs to Lilith
Not so young, and not so girlish
And she's always PMS-ish
But she's good enough for me.
Now Danae was sweet as flowers.
She was into golden showers
And that showed her Zeus's power
And that's good enough for me.
And what about this Bacchus
Who lives just to raise a ruckus?
Loosens women so they'll **** us
Well, that's good enough for me.
Oh, Diana's a bit spikey
And she is a little dyke-y
You won't have to be a pysch-e
To know that is right for me.
Lilith wears a little nighty
And she is a little flighty
She will get you all excite-y
She's wet dream enough for me.