Never shake a Vulcan's hand, though you have come to greet them [C F G C]
For from that act they'll understand that you have come and kissed them. [F G]
Likewise be careful not to mate the Gorn, the Klingons, or the Fates [C F C G]
No, never shake a Vulcan's hand! [C G C]
So mind your manners, unless you want to lose command! [F G C F G]
And never shake a Vulcan's hand. [C G C]
Never worship Klingon gods, for they all have been murdered.
The Klingons turned and faced the odds, a people who'd been angered!
You'll come across a lotta blokes who've been worshipped by many folks,
But never worship Klingon gods!
So mind your manners, unless you want to lose command!
And never shake a Vulcan's hand.
Don't help Ferengis when in need, you'll find they get offended
They’ve fallen for a life of greed, on credits they’ve depended.
So though we are post-scarcity, they still live lives chock full of fees!
Don't help Ferengis when in need!
So mind your manners, unless you want to lose command!
And never shake a Vulcan's hand.
Don't wear any clothes at all, when you’re in Betazoid.
For you must know it's most formal, when no pants are deployed!
Ferengi women don't dispute its best to wear your birthday suit!
No, don't wear any clothes at all!
So mind your manners, unless you want to lose command!
And never shake a Vulcan's hand.