Necronomicon Words by Zander Nyrond TTTO Summer Holiday by Bruce Welch and Brian BennettI've been looking at the Necronomicon, Just been glancing at a page or two, Lots of pictures in the Necronomicon, Told me things that I never knew, Just a page or two. The Elder Gods are great and wondrous, The Elder Gods are green and blue, I've seen them in H. P. Lovecraft, And now I know they're true. Just one copy of the Necronomicon, That's the one at Miskatonic U., So I'm copying the Necronomicon, When I've finished it, there'll be two, Only mine'll be new. (I've never seen a Xerox machine whimper before.) The Elder Gods are coming someday To occupy the earth anew. If you're not ready for them You won't like what they'll do. . . . Everyone should read the Necronomicon, Help the Elder Gods to come back through. So I'm publishing the Necronomicon, Should be ready to sell to you In a week or two. (A bargain at only $11.95 plus your immortal soul) (Genuine simulated human skin covers) (I recommend page 53. After I read it, blue slime came out of my ears for a week.)