When your build will not compile
And your tests are glowing red,
Who you gonna call?
Rescue programmer!
When the prod server's down
And your on-call's filled with dread,
Who you gonna call?
Rescue programmer!
He ain't scared of no bug,
He ain't scared of no crash,
He'll read your whole stack trace
And he'll patch it in a flash!
When the whole repo's on fire
And your weekend plans are dead,
Who you gonna call?
Rescue programmer!
(the send-off)
Now he's handed in his thesis,
Got a doctorate ahead
But we'll always wanna call
Rescue programmer!
Michael! (Rescue programmer!)
Bye, Michael! (Rescue programmer!)