Meownir Words and music by Madison "Metricula" Roberts © 2018Thor wields a mighty hammer, yeah you know he is a god Few mortal folk can lift it, they just stand and look in awe If he asks you to hold it, better get real comfy quick 'Cause you're not going anywhere, he's really got you licked My kitty has no powers, not that I can tell But then she jumps into my lap to doze off for a spell When she purrs and kneads her paws in her tiny bliss I'm trapped and pinned beneath her and I'm helpless to resist Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir When the cat jumps in my lap, I freeze all afternoon Even when my arm's asleep, I tough it out immune To her I'm just an armchair that can make its own heat I don't mind being furniture when she just purrs so sweet In theory I could get up or shift myself around And annoy that little kitty into finally jumping down I really want to move her but I wonder if I’m worthy She’s just like Mjolnir if it were soft and furry Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir I know I’m almost late for work so I text my boss the truth I’m gonna miss this meeting cause I’m trapped beneath the floof She yawns and purrs and lets me scratch her sleepy little head I open up my messages and this is what I said Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir