Make Us Great Again
Words by Zion Valencic © 2024-11-08
TTTO Waltzing Matilda by Christina MacPherson, Harry Nathan, Marie Cowan

Once there was a felon, running from the law. He said, [DADG] “If I become their lord then I’ll be adored.” [DA] So he ran a campaign, promised orcs he would behead. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] So he ran a campaign, promised orcs he would behead, [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] The combined army got their guns and brought orcs down, [DADG] They bashed and they smashed and they scragged the hoard. [DA] With nothing left to hate they turned upon a dwarvish town, [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] With nothing left to hate they turned upon a dwarvish town, [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] The dwarves are weird, their women all grow facial hair, [DADG] To have them ‘round our children is quite untoward. [DA] Make them stay at home. Don’t let them breathe the open air.[DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] Make them stay at home. Don’t let them breathe the open air.[DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] Then the orange lord bellowed, “Elvish men are feminine, [DADG] Our boys will wear skirts if this is ignored.” [DA] “Please,” begged the elf men,” We fought the dwarves for this nation.”[DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] “Please,” begged the elf men,” We fought the dwarves for this nation.”[DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] “Help!” screamed the elf men. “Ditto,” yelled the elf women, [DADG] But no help was found, with the dwarves all gored. [DA] The humans fell upon them, whoops, did genocide again. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] The humans fell upon them, whoops, did genocide again. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] Next went the mages, magic’s against God’s design. [DADG] Women are weak, their wombs we will ward. [DA] No one was left to fight for rights they once enshrined. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] No one was left to fight for rights they once enshrined. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] Once there was a people who lived in peace and harmony, [DADG] Elves, dwarves, and man lived in one accord. [DA] Now our world is empty of magic, love, and mystery. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DAD] “Make us great again, Make us great again, [DG] Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA] Now our world is empty of magic, love, and mystery. [DADG] “Make us great again,” said the orange lord. [DA]