Klingon Warrior's Waltz
Words by David Urbanek © 1993
TTTO Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam

(alt: C-G7) F C7 When I was just a young Klingon C7 F My father said to me F C7 "I'm sending you off to school, C7 F A warrior you shall be. F C7 A warrior, a warrior. C7 F There they will make you a warrior. F C7 A warrior, a warrior, C7 F A fine Klingon warrior you'll be." F C7 Some kids gave me problems at school C7 F They beat me up each day F C7 The rules said that I could not kill them C7 F Was there another way? F C7 "A stun beam, a stun beam," C7 F Father said, "Boy, use a stun beam." F C7 A stun beam, a stun beam, C7 F I used a stun beam on them. F C7 An exercise at basic training C7 F Saw our squad under fire F C7 Surrounded by enemy troopers C7 F The situation dire. F C7 Your blasters, your blasters. C7 F Sergeant yelled, "Fire your damn blaster!" F C7 Your blaster, your blaster. C7 F So I fired my blaster at them. F C7 When I served on my first starship C7 F At weapons console ops F C7 We stopped a wimpy Fed vessel C7 F And pulled out all the stops. F C7 Disruptors, disruptors, C7 F Captain said, "Fire your disruptors." F C7 Disruptors, disruptors, C7 F So I fired disruptors on them. F C7 Now I command my own starship C7 F I do just what I please F C7 We're at war with the Federation C7 F We'll bring them to their knees. F C7 A warrior, a warrior, C7 F Here's where I'll prove I'm a warrior. F C7 A warrior, a warrior, C7 F A fine Klingon warrior I'll be.