Oh Thou Who Art
The creepiest, crawliest, chaotic creature that ever crept from a crypt;
Oh Thou Who Art
The terrifying, tenacious, turbulent, tumescent and tactless tumbler of temples;
Oh Thou Who Art
The horrifying, hideous, heart-freezing head-honcho of hangover hallucinations;
Oh Thou Who Art
The unspeakable, unequalled, ultimate utterer of unpronounceability;
Oh Thou Who Art
The long-waiting, legendary, lethally lubricious liquescent lawgiver of laxative liturgy;
Oh Thou Who Art
Unforgotten, unforgiving, most unsightly unmentionable usher of uttermost unholiness ever unleashed on the universe –
Great Cthulhu –
You are hereby invited to attend a small informal gathering at these space-time coordinates. RSVP, BYO.