In Outer Space
Words by Zion Valencic © 2022
TTTO Under the Sea by Alan Menken

Cadet, be safe on this trip,
The vacuum of space, it means pain.
Death on this ship,
Is better than anyway you’ll die out there.

C                   G7      C
Our recycled air is clearer
C                     G7           C
Than all of the smog on Earth.
C                      G7            C
So long as you stay in the ship
C                           G7          C
Then your life will still have mirth.
F                        C
Just look at the walls around you,
G7                       C
They hold all the air right in.
F                   C
What oxygen does surround you,
G7                     C
Will leave if you let space in.

	              F        C
	In outer space!
	              G7        C
	In outer space!
	C               F                        G         C       G7
	Cadet there’s more room inside the vacuum than in the base!
	                F                 G
	But if you go out into space
	               Dm               G7
	Soon you will be a fat carcase.
	                       F                                G
	Your lungs be bloatin’ Your eyes be boilin’
			 C          G7       C
	In outer space!


C                           G7      C
In here all our bodies are happy
C                        G7    C
Because there is air to breathe.
C                         G7       C
Out there no bodies are happy,
C                           G7             C
Because their blood starts to seethe.
F                     C
You know phasor deaths seems lucky,
G7                                C
When steams commin’ outta your eyes.
F                    C
Without atmospheric pressure,
G7                C
Your liquids will vaporize!

					F           C
	Oh no, in outer space
              G7           C
	In outer space!
	C               F                                G  			 C  C7
	You lungs will expand that why space is banned, Death without grace!
                 F           G
	Fifteen seconds without air,
                Am                  G7
	And your brain goes off to the fair.
                      F                    G
	You will have troubles, Blood in your bubbles,
				F          C	
	In outer space!
              F            C
	In outer space!

C              F                            G         	C  C7
Yes life is sweet here, We get to breathe here, Recycled air (recycled air).
                  F                             G7
Our brains can function pretty well,
                Am               D7
With ATP your neurons dwell.
                       F                          G
You know without it, Your brain can’t outwit
           C
The outer space.

       G7
Your throat it will bloat,
         C
Your eyes, vaporize,
         G7
Your lungs and your tongues
       C
Will boil, I surmise.
         F
Your blood it will sud,
         C
Your muscle cells swell,
     G7                          C
As your air goes everywhere (yeah)!
        F
Your lips they will chip,
         G7           C
Your brain will abstain
G7
Your nose, well who knows?
C
Your skin starts to stretch
F
Your live body bloats
C
As you start to float
G7                                  C
And, oh, you’ll stay that way!

                        G              D
	Yeah, in outer space! (in outer space!)
              A7            D
	In outer space! (in outer space!)

                   G                        A                                  D        D7
When your spittle Simmers a little In space you’re encased. (In space you’re encased).
                  G                       A7
Your body grows as the air goes.
                  Bm                        E
You are decoct as water goes sploct.
                     G                               A7
Your brain it dies there, You’ll agonize there,
              D           A7       D
In outer space!
D                    G                                     A7
Microbes will freeze there, You’ll be at ease there,
              D
In outer space!

         G                                    A
Your corpse will be there, Floating so free there,
                 Bm                      E
Preserved forever, You’ll drift where ever,
                       G                   A7
Yes, you’ll be dead there, So very dead there,
           D         A7     D
In outer space!



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