I’m in Love with a Two-Headed Alien

CM7 I met some-bo-dy new Am7 He's not like a-ny o-ther Dm6 Guy that I've been with F/G He real-ly is diff-rent CM7 I met him at a par-ty Am7 Sip-ping luke-warm car-rot juice Dm6 It's hard to ig-nore him; F/G I hope I don't bore him I'm in love with a two-head-ed a-li-e-n No one looks at me quite the way he looks at me I'm in love with a two-head-ed a-li-e-n With one eye in each head he sees both sides of me His skin is crea-my white It's soft like kid glove lea-ther His lips are a-gile; In fact, they're pre-hen-sile He's got long, snak-ey necks- Or are those things real-ly arms When he wraps them 'round me His forked tongues con-found me I'm in love with a two head-ed a-li-e-n Be-cause he's got three legs he likes to dance a waltz type beat I'm in love with a two head-ed a-li-e-n It's hard to fol-low when your guy has two left feet Em7 Am7 I love to run my fin-gers through his hair Dm6 The hump where his mane is Is where my guy's brain is Em7 His voice is fem-i-nine; Am7 His His chest is bare Dm6 If he's both a he and she F/G That does-n't bo-ther me-ee! He does-n't like to fight If he sees the sligh-test dan-ger He curls up tough-ly Or runs off a-brupt-ly In-side a ca-bi-net He's got spare bo-dy parts If he lo-ses some-thing He's got at least one thing I'm in love with a two-head-ed a-li-e-n He's not like o-ther guys; in fact, he's lots of fun I'm in love with a two-head-ed a-li-e-n He's out of this world, and two heads are bet-ter than one! I'm in love I'm in love With a two-head-ed a-li-en I'm his pup-pet Oh yeah He's my two-head-ed a-li-e-n