I'm a Programmer
Words by Thaddeus Beier, Robert Frye, Robert Herndon, William Lindemann, Sarah Elizabeth Miller, and Michael John
TTTO The Lumberjack Song by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson (Monty Python's Flying Circus)


	Chorus:
	I'm a programmer and I'm insane.
	I work all night and I hack all day.

I patch up bugs. I write in C
On the EE's PDP.
On Wednesdays I do COBOL
And structured RPG. (Arrgh!)

	(Chorus)

I edit files. I rewind tapes.
I dismount RK packs.
I exercise the disk drives
And kick off all the hacks.

	(Chorus)

I punch mag tape. I bug Jon Day
And insult VDV,
And if I keep this all up,
I'll leave the PDP.

	(Chorus)

I play seawar. I crash the disks
And anger Dr. Gore.
And sometimes I do programs
For Elizier Naddor.

	(Chorus)

I copy disks. I dump to tape.
I execute Sys calls.
And when the system crashes,
I run screaming down the halls.

	(Chorus)

On Friday night when it is late,
It loves me best, you know.
I stay with the Eleven,
And don't go to the shows.

	(Chorus)

When terminals stop working,
I stalk out of the door.
On Mondays we do PM
And process nevermore.

	(Chorus)