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| 1 | Willkommen to Bavaria! Everybody DANCE! | 1 | Willkommen to Bavaria! Everybody _DANCE_! |
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| 3 | You've heard that everyone is six degrees from Kevin Bacon, | 3 | You've heard that everyone is six degrees from Kevin Bacon, |
| 4 | But do you know the Six Degrees of Grand Exalted Mason? | 4 | But do you know the Six Degrees of Grand Exalted Mason? |
| 5 | For everyone and everything has around it curled | 5 | For everyone and everything has around it curled |
| 6 | The tentacles of the Secret Masters who control the world. | 6 | The tentacles of the Secret Masters who control the world. |
| 7 | 7 | ||
| 8 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 8 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 9 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 9 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 10 | 10 | ||
| 11 | For several thousand years now, they've worked behind the scenes, | 11 | For several thousand years now, they've worked behind the scenes, |
| 12 | They laugh when we buy Dockers -- we've all got designer genes! | 12 | They laugh when we buy Dockers -- we've all got designer genes! |
| 13 | They know if you'll get the girl or pass the S.A.T., | 13 | They know if you'll get the girl or pass the S.A.T., |
| 14 | It's kinda like The Truman Show combined with D&D. | 14 | It's kinda like The Truman Show combined with D&D. |
| 15 | 15 | ||
| 16 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 16 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 17 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 17 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 18 | 18 | ||
| 19 | Everybody's bank account is serviced by the Gnomes, | 19 | Everybody's bank account is serviced by the Gnomes, |
| 20 | The Masonic Temple gets the mortgage payment for your homes, | 20 | The Masonic Temple gets the mortgage payment for your homes, |
| 21 | Commander Weisshaupt keeps Saddam from being killed too soon, | 21 | Commander Weisshaupt keeps Saddam from being killed too soon, |
| 22 | While Crowley and Blavatsky run Wall Street from the moon. | 22 | While Crowley and Blavatsky run Wall Street from the moon. |
| 23 | 23 | ||
| 24 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 24 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 25 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 25 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 26 | 26 | ||
| 27 | The Media say "Everything is awful but that's okay", | 27 | The Media say "Everything is awful but that's okay", |
| 28 | It turns out that Fox Mulder is really Keyser Soze, | 28 | It turns out that Fox Mulder is really Keyser Soze, |
| 29 | If Men In Black are in your tub, or birds consult your cat, | 29 | If Men In Black are in your tub, or birds consult your cat, |
| 30 | Duck your head, try not to think, and wear this tinfoil hat. | 30 | Duck your head, try not to think, and wear this tinfoil hat. |
| 31 | 31 | ||
| 32 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 32 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 33 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 33 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 34 | 34 | ||
| 35 | The entertainment industry just got the Atom Bomb, | 35 | The entertainment industry just got the Atom Bomb, |
| 36 | Dick Cheney and Al Qaeda run Enron with your mom, | 36 | Dick Cheney and Al Qaeda run Enron with your mom, |
| 37 | Your DNA's on CD-R, so heads up, P.D.Q., | 37 | Your DNA's on CD-R, so heads up, P.D.Q., |
| 38 | You may not have a hope in hell, but at least you've got a clue! | 38 | You may not have a hope in hell, but at least you've got a clue! |
| 39 | 39 | ||
| 40 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 40 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 41 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 41 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 42 | 42 | ||
| 43 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, | 43 | I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, |
| 44 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! | 44 | It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka! |
| 45 | 45 | ||
| 46 | Fnord! | 46 | Fnord! |