If I were a Fighter Words by Zion Valencic © 2021 TTTO If I Were by David Axlerod by Stephen LawrenceGm D Gm Gm F Bb If I were a fighter, I would keep you safer, Bb C D D Gm I would punch some bad guys ’cause it’s in my nature. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb If I were a cleric, I would heal your hit points; Bb C D D Gm If I were a pal’din, your head I would anoint. Gm Eb F D Gm C D Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Gm Eb C D G Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb If I were a bard now, you I could inspire; Bb C D D Gm If I was a druid I could throw some fire. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb If I had some magic, I would cast a spell, Bb C D D Gm Anything to keep you from being felled. Gm Eb F D Gm C D Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Gm Eb C D G Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb Have you guessed my secret? I am not a fighter, Bb C D D Gm Couldn’t punch a dragon, or a giant spider. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb I am not a cleric, can’t give you HP Bb C D D Gm Nor am I a pal’din, so I have no mercy. Gm Eb F D Gm C D Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Gm Eb C D G Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb I am not a bard now, don’t know lute from lyre, Bb C D D Gm And I’m not a druid, sorry ‘bout the fire. Gm D Gm Gm F Bb I’m not great at felling, I am just a rogue, Bb C D D Gm So have fun with the dragon, I’ll go find his gold. Gm Eb F D Gm C D Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Gm Eb C D G Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.