I'd Like to Teach the Con to Sing
Words by David Weingart © 1981
TTTO I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony) by Roger Cook and Roger Greenaway


I'd like to teach the con to sing in fannish harmony
Without a trace of tune or pitch and no two fen in key

I'd like to teach the con to sing a song strange as can be
With words that do not fit the tune: Come on, join in with me!

That's the way to filk at the top of your voice
You just make lots of noise. That's the way to filk