I No Math
Words by Zion Valencic © Feb 2026, music by DG Fletcher
TTTO Math Song (Faigenbaum) by DG Fletcher

A G A A G A G A I have two times radius multiplied by rhubarb ‘pi’ A G A G A I have cubed potatoes, carrots for your ‘square root’ soup. C D C D I'm a man, I'm in my prime, C D A5 I'm freaking wrong, but still alive. A5 Adae Don't you know, I ‘no’ math, A5 Adae I do research with my own sources A5 Adae A5 So raw milk breeds life, and far away Adae A5 Adae Moon landings I know must be fake. A G A We have prices down three hundred, four hundred percent We can sign and cosign on this legal document. I have eyes and Graham crackers, I'm freaking wrong, but still alive. Don't you know, I ‘no’ math, I do research with my own sources So raw milk breeds life, and far away Moon landings I know must be fake. I have do un-to others, it is my golden rule I have deferential women on my marriage list I'm a hero, a real good guy, I'm freaking wrong, but still alive Don't you know, I ‘no’ math, I do research with my own sources So raw milk breeds life, and far away Moon landings I know must be fake. Don't you know, I ‘no’ math, And my research, is all done in ‘truths’ So raw milk breeds life, and far away Moon landings I know must be fake.