Oh I like little fire-lizards cause I like the way they squash
I think the lizard in a blanket always makes a lovely nosh
For breakfast, early in the morning, and it's also great at lunch
Yes I like little fire-lizards cause I like the way they crunch
Oh I like lizard-eating filkers cause I know that they're okay
I know lizards are nutritious you should have one every day
They're full of vitamins and energy, they also help your voice
Yes I like little fire-lizards as the filker's lunchtime choice
Aren't you hungry?
Aren't you hungry?
Aren't you hungry for lizard-kind now?
(I knew I should've changed keys. It's never too late)
Oh I like phosphorus and funguses but not to eat you know
I like phosphorus and fungus cause it gives a glorious glow
Comes in red, blue, and yellow, green, and purple, orange, and white
Yes, I like phosphorus and fungus as the filker's favourite light
Oh I like pixelated paranoids, I always think they're neat
Get a paranoid quite pickled and his stories can't be beat
Death, pain, conspiracy, catastrophe, all aimed at him of course
Yes I like pixelated paranoids, my favourite song theme source
Oh I like parodying Julia, I love to risk my neck
Since nobody lives forever I just figure, what the heck?
When we're sitting at a filksing and there's nothing else to do
Yes I like parodying Julia, my friends all like it too
Oh I like parodying Julia, my friends all like it too