Home on the Isle
Words by Zion Valencic © Feb 2026
TTTO Home on the Range by Daniel E. Kelley


Oh give me a home, financed by Tom Nook’s dome,
Where weeding and watering wait,
Where fish, bugs, and trees, are all sold to pay fees,
And you actually own real estate.

	Home, home on the Isle,
	Where weeding and watering wait,
	Where fish, bugs, and trees, are all sold to pay fees,
	And you actually own real estate.

Far away on the Switch, is an island on which,
One controls all the looks of the land.
Make the houses all green or aquamarine,
Or put dead bodies on all the sand.

	Home, home on the Isle,
	Where weeding and watering wait,
	Where fish, bugs, and trees, are all sold to pay fees,
	And you actually own real estate.

Oh, Blathers flew in to start a museum,
Where he- collects fish, rocks, and art.
He does not want your bugs, but he’ll take them because
Seeking knowledge is part of his heart.

	Home, home on the Isle,
	Where weeding and watering wait,
	Where fish, bugs, and trees, are all sold to pay fees,
	And you actually own real estate.

Oh the starry night sky, brings a small ghosty guy,
Who gets frightened of your lovely face.
Catch Celeste’s falling stars, just avoid tarantulars,
Who will happily give you a chase.

	Home, home on the Isle,
	Where weeding and watering wait,
	Where fish, bugs, and trees, are all sold to pay fees,
	And you actually own real estate.