Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road,
Lookin' just like any other toad
Bright lights flash from way off far,
Little does he know it's a moving car
He jumps aside, it's not too late,
He won't be part of the interstate
Touches ground and sounds his cry
"How many of you can catch a fly"
Rambo Frog travels by the moon,
Meets with Mr. Red Raccoon
Soon they're joined by Tortoise & Hare
To make sure the animals all play fair
A fight's broke out near the water hole,
The natives have all lost control
Froggy's boys come from on high
"How many of you can catch a fly"
The fight goes on, a cry is heard,
Rambo Frog's caught by a bird
But don't you fret and don't you frown
Red Raccoon's gonna bring him down
The dust is up and we hear a wail,
Froggy's pluckin' Birdie's tail
Boot that bird butt to the sky
"How many of you can catch a fly"
Dawn is broke, it's time to roam,
All of the animals wander home
They've paid the price and had a ball,
Can't wait for the next big brawl
Rambo Frog whistles up a tune,
Joined by Mr. Red Raccoon
Tortoise and Hare wave them good-bye
"How many of you can catch a fly"
Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road,
Lookin' just like any other toad
Bright lights flash from way off far,
but now he knows it's a moving car
He jumps aside, it's not too late,
One point less for the interstate
Touches ground and sounds his cry
"How many of you can catch a fly"