Hap'n'Frog of Cambreadth
Words and music by Heather Alexander
TTTO March of Cambreadth by Heather Alexander

Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road, Lookin' just like any other toad Bright lights flash from way off far, Little does he know it's a moving car He jumps aside, it's not too late, He won't be part of the interstate Touches ground and sounds his cry "How many of you can catch a fly" Rambo Frog travels by the moon, Meets with Mr. Red Raccoon Soon they're joined by Tortoise & Hare To make sure the animals all play fair A fight's broke out near the water hole, The natives have all lost control Froggy's boys come from on high "How many of you can catch a fly" The fight goes on, a cry is heard, Rambo Frog's caught by a bird But don't you fret and don't you frown Red Raccoon's gonna bring him down The dust is up and we hear a wail, Froggy's pluckin' Birdie's tail Boot that bird butt to the sky "How many of you can catch a fly" Dawn is broke, it's time to roam, All of the animals wander home They've paid the price and had a ball, Can't wait for the next big brawl Rambo Frog whistles up a tune, Joined by Mr. Red Raccoon Tortoise and Hare wave them good-bye "How many of you can catch a fly" Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road, Lookin' just like any other toad Bright lights flash from way off far, but now he knows it's a moving car He jumps aside, it's not too late, One point less for the interstate Touches ground and sounds his cry "How many of you can catch a fly"