Version 3 → 4
| 1 | C F C G | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hadn't had a date in months and I was getting nervous | 2 | Hadn't had a date in months and I was getting nervous |
| 3 | C F C G | ||
| 2 | So decided I would try the local dating service | 4 | So decided I would try the local dating service |
| 5 | C F | ||
| 3 | Paid their fee, filled out their form and things were going fine | 6 | Paid their fee, filled out their form and things were going fine |
| 7 | F C G C | ||
| 4 | Until they saw what I'd put on the "favorite hobbies" line... | 8 | Until they saw what I'd put on the "favorite hobbies" line... |
| 5 | 9 | ||
| 6 | I am a | 10 | I am a |
| 11 | C G | ||
| 7 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry | 12 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry |
| 13 | C | ||
| 8 | Every time I'm at a con I draw crowds in a hurry | 14 | Every time I'm at a con I draw crowds in a hurry |
| 9 | My artwork is erotic | 15 | My artwork is erotic |
| 16 | F | ||
| 10 | Though it isn't quite obscene | 17 | Though it isn't quite obscene |
| 18 | C G C | ||
| 11 | I'm having lots of fun with this, as odd as it might seem. | 19 | I'm having lots of fun with this, as odd as it might seem. |
| 12 | 20 | ||
| 21 | C F C G | ||
| 13 | This reply appeared to cause the sales rep consternation | 22 | This reply appeared to cause the sales rep consternation |
| 23 | C F C G | ||
| 14 | Back she came to ask me for some kind of explanation | 24 | Back she came to ask me for some kind of explanation |
| 25 | C F | ||
| 15 | When I said she'd read it right it threw her for a loss | 26 | When I said she'd read it right it threw her for a loss |
| 27 | F C G C | ||
| 16 | She said she couldn't enter it, then brought me to her boss. | 28 | She said she couldn't enter it, then brought me to her boss. |
| 17 | 29 | ||
| 18 | "So you're the | 30 | "So you're the |
| 31 | C G | ||
| 19 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry | 32 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry |
| 33 | C | ||
| 20 | At SF cons you specialize in mob scenes in a hurry | 34 | At SF cons you specialize in mob scenes in a hurry |
| 21 | This doesn't fit our data forms | 35 | This doesn't fit our data forms |
| 36 | F | ||
| 22 | Some changes must be made | 37 | Some changes must be made |
| 38 | C G C | ||
| 23 | You'll have to see my boss to deal with this one I'm afraid." | 39 | You'll have to see my boss to deal with this one I'm afraid." |
| 24 | 40 | ||
| 41 | C F C G | ||
| 25 | So it went on up the line "Are you sure this is legal?" | 42 | So it went on up the line "Are you sure this is legal?" |
| 43 | C F C G | ||
| 26 | "Something like a Moose, or Elk, or F and O of Eagle?" | 44 | "Something like a Moose, or Elk, or F and O of Eagle?" |
| 45 | C F | ||
| 27 | Everything they put in the computer came back out | 46 | Everything they put in the computer came back out |
| 47 | F C G C | ||
| 28 | I had to fly to Omaha to find someone with clout. | 48 | I had to fly to Omaha to find someone with clout. |
| 29 | 49 | ||
| 30 | "Yes, I'm the | 50 | "Yes, I'm the |
| 51 | C G | ||
| 31 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry | 52 | Feline, canine, vulpine, feathered, winged and taloned furry |
| 53 | C | ||
| 32 | I'm sorry if this seems to set you all in such a flurry | 54 | I'm sorry if this seems to set you all in such a flurry |
| 33 | I've heard a lot about your club | 55 | I've heard a lot about your club |
| 56 | F | ||
| 34 | I'm told it's simply great | 57 | I'm told it's simply great |
| 58 | C G C | ||
| 35 | But all I want to know is can you folks find me a date?" | 59 | But all I want to know is can you folks find me a date?" |
| 36 | 60 | ||
| 61 | C F C G | ||
| 37 | At the top, the president just smiled and said "Don't worry, | 62 | At the top, the president just smiled and said "Don't worry, |
| 63 | C F C G | ||
| 38 | I think we can solve this little problem in a hurry. | 64 | I think we can solve this little problem in a hurry. |
| 65 | C | ||
| 39 | Bypass the computer; | 66 | Bypass the computer; |
| 67 | F | ||
| 40 | And discuss it one on one.." | 68 | And discuss it one on one.." |
| 69 | F C G C | ||
| 41 | We're at an SF con right now and, say, we're having fun | 70 | We're at an SF con right now and, say, we're having fun |
| 42 | 71 | ||
| 43 | 'Cause he's a | 72 | 'Cause he's a |
| 73 | C G | ||
| 44 | Dragon, merman, centaur, griffin, unicornish high elf | 74 | Dragon, merman, centaur, griffin, unicornish high elf |
| 75 | C | ||
| 45 | Couldn't be a better match if I'd dreamed him up myself | 76 | Couldn't be a better match if I'd dreamed him up myself |
| 46 | Together we're the strangest pair | 77 | Together we're the strangest pair |
| 78 | F | ||
| 47 | That folks have ever seen | 79 | That folks have ever seen |
| 80 | C G C | ||
| 48 | Come to the Furry Party room and you'll see what I mean! | 81 | Come to the Furry Party room and you'll see what I mean! |