Frogs Are Carnivores Words and music by DG Fletcher © 08/07/2026Once upon a time there was a fish that came on land He saw his little finsies and said fuck it I like sand Survived the big Great Dying and the Dino Asteroid You think frogs are nice croaking on the pond But if you think frogs are nice You are very wrong FROGS ARE CARNIVORES FROGS ARE CARNIVORES!!! Ancient ancient predators that eat everything (that's smaller than them) Ancient ancient marble-eyed tiny doom machines There are seven thousand species all across the Earth The turtle frog is purple and he lives under the dirt The Budgett's frog makes funny sounds and has a lot to say The biggest one is a foot long, he can eat a snake The average one's 5 inches long Croaking by the lake. FROGS ARE CARNIVORES FROGS ARE CARNIVORES!!! ancient ancient predators that eat everything (that's smaller than them) ancient ancient marble-eyed tiny doom machines Everybody making mascots for their little schools Picking things like wolves and mustangs cause they think they're cool The thing about the froggies croaking in their swampy pool If your wolf was tiny sized sitting in the lawn The froggie's sticky tongue comes out Chomp and you are gone! FROGS ARE CARNIVORES FROGS ARE CARNIVORES!!! Ancient ancient predators that eat everything (That's smaller than them) Ancient ancient marble-eyed tiny doom machines Doo doo doo doo doo 24321 ---- 1111555524321 5.1111555524321 11111555524321 1'1'76565465 11'1'1'765 24321 11111 11111 1111555243b21 (11111) 1111555 1111555243b21