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Hamlet the Dane was a scholar who valued true friendship,
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But as a prince all he found were flatterous lordships.
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Then came Horatio, Guard of the land,
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Sealed to his heart, a constant right hand
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When the sparrow had fallen, he took the foul cup like a Greek,
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But at Hamlet's request he lived, their story to speak.
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Gatsby the Great was known for his house and posh parties.
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He's a dreamer with big hopes and green lights that he never seizes.
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Though his childhood romance is doomed from the start,
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He is not alone, an 'old sport's' in his heart.
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"You are worth the whole bunch put together," Nick says that last night,
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Then he found Jay face down in the pool, quite dead, at first light.
Chorus:
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Hamlet, Horatio, Gatsby and Nick
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Sherlock and Watson, those tragic dude-flicks.
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Some say they're roommates and some say they're gay.
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They're side by side day after day.
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Kipling, he said, and I find I agree,
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True friends, they are closer than brothers could be
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They're steadfast and faithful, sincere and you'll see,
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First friends will never betray.
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Sherlock was autistic, crime fighting was his special interest.
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Watson kept track of their cases in blogs and on Pinterest
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Keeping Sherlock alive was his full time job
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From drugs, not eating, and naked heartthrobs.
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When the final case came, Sherlock sent him safely away,
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On return he found only a letter and waterfall's spray.
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Patrklos decided to fight though Akhilleus was angry,
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The runner gifted armor and pled to his friend, "Return safely."
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But he did not listen in the heat of the fight,
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He fought with pity, he fought in the right.
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When Akhilleus was told of his death, he wept in despair.
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"He was dear, 'bove all others. I failed him. His death isn't fair."
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Hamlet, Horatio, Gatsby and Nick
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Sherlock and Watson, those tragic dude-flicks.
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Some say they're roommates and some say they're gay.
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They're side by side day after day.
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Kipling, he said, and I find I agree,
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True friends, they are closer than brothers could be
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They're steadfast and faithful, sincere and you'll see,
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First friends will never betray.
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A faithful gardener realized his mister was leaving,
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To destroy a ring that would leave him tainted and heaving.
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So he left his home, to be by Frodo's side,
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They'd save the world as Nazgul did ride.
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When the party was broken, Sam with Frodo did go,
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Through the darklands they traveled, with Sam supporting Frodo.
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A threesome is not quite as common, in all of this fiction,
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But Kirk, Spock, and McCoy have quite a friendly addiction.
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Kirk protects Spock, and Spock protects Kirk,
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Then McCoy saves them both, a doctor at work.
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"Your Friend, I have been and always shall be," they say,
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As one of them dies, but they'll come back alive some day.
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Hamlet, Horatio, Gatsby and Nick
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Sherlock and Watson, those tragic dude-flicks.
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Some say they're roommates and some say they're gay.
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They're side by side day after day.
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Kipling, he said, and I find I agree,
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True friends, they are closer than brothers could be
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They're steadfast and faithful, sincere and you'll see,
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First friends will never betray.
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Dr. Rieux and Tarrou swam together in sickness,
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Two sides of a coin, Arthur and Merlin were destined for greatness
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Dear Scipio died, and Cicero mourned,
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While Samwise helped Frodo, a close friendship formed
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And the rules that they live by are simple and clear,
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One man in a thousand will stay through the tears.
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Hamlet, Horatio, Gatsby and Nick
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Sherlock and Watson, those tragic dude-flicks.
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Some say they're roommates and some say they're gay.
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They're side by side day after day.
GD
Kipling, he said, and I find I agree,
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True friends, they are closer than brothers could be
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They're steadfast and faithful, sincere and you'll see,
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First friends will never betray.
OUTRO:
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For we will be faithful and we will be true,
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And they'll never know what our love got us through
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So if you'll be my Watson, my Samwise, my Spock
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We'll defy fate together, though others may gawk.
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And our hearts may be bleeding, or broken, or lost
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But we'll stand by each other no matter the cost
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We're side by side day after day.
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"It's better to fight with my best friend in sight,"
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Say the first friends who'll never betray,
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Because first friends will never betray.
ADDITIONAL VERSE:
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Henry just wanted to learn, so he ran off to study,
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Found his friend Victor quite sick, and a little bit nutty.
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He relinquished his dreams to nurse his first friend
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Gave Victor his meds, his letters he penned.
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But despite all that love, Victor kept his friend in the dark,
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And Frankenstein's monster crushed him just for the lark.